Ahbeng and Ahlian has been married for 20+ yrs ledi by now both of them also in their 50s ... so one day they sat down like usual to have their dinner ......
Ahbeng is at the dinner table with his wife Ahlian and their son (Lobert) and daughter (Lulu) whois in their teens, suddenly Lobert ask Ahbeng, “oi oldman! I curious hor …. How many kinda nenens are there in this world ar ?”
Ahbeng think think for a while then he give Lobert his wise answer
Ahbeng : there is 3 kinda nenens in this world, in the 20’s a girl nenens is like a melon ROUND and FIRM! In their 30s and 40s its like pears, still NICE and JUICY but SAGGING abit ledi la … then the last one is after 50s their nenens is like ONIONS.
Lobert : Onions ??? Why Onions ??
Ahbeng : Yes Onion, bcoz if look at them long enuff it will make u cry….
Lobert : =.=
This conversation makes Ahlian and Lulu tulan ledi, so in retaliation Lulu asked her mum :
Lulu : Ahmah, how many types of jiao jiao is there in this world?
Ahlian : Well doter, lets see … a man in his 20s is like an oak tree STRONG, POWDERFOOL and HARD! Then there is man in theirs 30s and 40s which is like a birch FLEXIBLE but still RELIABLE
Lulu : then after that is what ?
Ahlian : After that would be like your dad whois in his 50s, he is like a Christmas tree!!!
Lulu : Ah ?? Christmas tree ???? why Christmas tree Ahmah?
Ahlian : Because they are dead from the root up and their balls are just for decoration purposes only!!!
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