The One With 'Chinese' English

While reading comments about Olympics 2008, one of the comment draws my attention. It said 'please improve on english in all signs of major roads to prevent foreigners from getting lost while touring china.' Now, lets see what really went wrong with their road signs.




(Read description at bottom left of the picture)Thank you, for being "suck" a good friend!!



I don't know how to explain this, just laugh okay.



Speaking of direct, straight to the point!!



This one laugh my arse off!! Carefully fall to the river??



Lol, just eat!! Your stomach is acid anyway =D



(Explanation)"Typo error mah".....Oh common, there is too much difference between EXIT and EXPORT!!!



I'm not a sport person, but omfg THIS IS NOT A BASKETBALL!!



This is not so bad actually, just one letter off. Or maybe, he really means no pork.



Good news to suiciders, let me introduce you the Self Terminating Machine, a cleaner way to die.



What is in it?? Oh well, its just complicated =D



No wander Burger King's is not halal.