The One With Things Went Well

Woot, so far things went well. We manage to pull them back together, for those who had help, give yourself a big applause =D. Other than that, nothings went well >.< (lol). Well you see, I'm suppose to do revision for my Chem midterm exam, somehow, I eneded up playing DOTA then mini games till 5 am in the morning. Nice job Jake, keep it up, with that in mind, you will score full marks in your exam.

Boring? I knew it, here is a little joke to ease your bordem

Ahbeng Looking for Wife

This is a story about Ahbeng in search of a wife with the help of his mother, Ahkew. One day Ahbeng's mother bring home 3 pretty girls and introduce to Ahbeng.
The 3 pretty girls name and occupation :
1.) Ahuey - Telephonist
2.) Ahmoi - Primary Skool Teacher
3.) Ahlian - Bus Conductor

Ahbeng very sexcited lar of course then after a while of chatting with the girls his mother asked him.

Ahkew : Ahbeng, how ? Which one you like the most ?
Ahbeng : I like Ahlian the most
Ahkew : Aiyoh bus conductor only wor! where got future wan? Ahmoi not bad leh! gomen work you know? good benefit, next time your children wanna goto skool also easy
Ahbeng : Ahmah dunwan laaa!!
Ahkew : Why dunwan?
Ahbeng : bcoz skool teacher they love to say "PLEASE REPEAT!! DO AGAIN!!! I Want it done 10 times...SOME MORE, SOME MORE!" Like this very tiring everynite I can die one ahmah!
Ahkew : aiyoo!!! then Ahuey lar! at least she is better than Ahlian
Ahbeng : Dunwan also! ahmah, she is telephonist la! they love to say "WAIT A MINIT! PLEASE HOLD ON!" dem potong stim lidat ahmah where got mood to make baby la?
Ahkew : Aiyoyo!!! then what u like about Ahlian so much? bus conductor only wor!!! Where got future one ?
Ahbeng : Ahmah you dunno wan la ... I always take mini bus to KL, those women bus conductor always say "BANG! MASUK BELAKANG!!! MASUK DALAM SIKIT!!! DALAM ADA TEMPAT!!! MASUK MASUK!!!" (in yingrish it means "go in behind, go deep inside! go deeper some more! inside still got place! deeper! deeper!!!) everytime they say lidat i also very sexcited one !!!

The One With When Friends Fight

When things are going great with our friends, life is good. When things are going not-so-great, life can turn super crummy, super fast. The truth is even the greatest friendship in the world will run into bumpy spots occasionally. Everyone fights with his or her friends every once in a while, wether it's a small misunderstanding or an atomic blow-up. Because our friends mean so much to us, fighting with them can make us feel hurt, angry, frustated, and deeply sad. However, losing them forever is undescribable. To secure your friendship, take the initiative to forgive and apology if you ran into a clash, the best solution for a long lasting friendship. I know it's hard, but common be a man, I know you can do it.

The One With My Favorite

Crap, I have no particular favorite. I had thought of this topic for like a day, yet, I couldn't name one. Maybe I'm the kind of guy that give up something too early. Oh wait, I got it, I got it, my favorite comedy series is Friends. I remember I got my 1st season from a mid schoolmate somewhat 10 years ago, since then, I had not stop watching. The casts are too amazing, Rachel (Jenifer Aniston), Chandler (Matthew Perry), Joey (Matt Le Blanc) and the storyline is fantastic. However, these are not the main reasons of my burning passion for Friends series. It is often said that life was not meant to be easy, in fact life was meant to be easy. Life becomes uneasy when we lack understanding of it. Without some basic understanding of life, we become controlled by negatives such as greed, selfishness, feelings, pride, prejudice and influences which can be beneficial only so long as controlled by understanding. When we do not understand these influences they cause us to behave without human restraint. This is what I see in Friends series, perhaps you might said that I'm just being dramatic, or probably watch too much of it, but neither will change my point of view. It depends on from which perspective you focus on, and what you're looking for in Friends series. If you only focus on Joeys and Phoeby's stupidity, you will only see jokes. If you focus on their lifes in general and how they help out and share with each other, you will see a bigger picture. If you ever want to ask me what I wish for my birthday, the answer is real friends.

The One With 10 Things I Hate

Hello, morning guys!!! It's 12.45 am now and I cannot get myself to sleep. Lying on my bed with my eyes wide open, thinking back the good old days when my girl friend is still there with me.. hmmm..... Alrite, where are we now? Errr, I better stay put to my post title of today- Ten Things That Disguested Me.

0. I hate lucky draw, cause I never win once
1. I hate pink, cause it looks gay
2. I hate money, cause I have to work for it
3. I hate books, cause I have to study them
4. I hate bitterguards, cause they are bitter
5. I hate hot drinks, cause they are hot
6. I hate racism, cause I am too
7. I hate politicians, cause they are evil
8. I hate bordom, cause it drives me nuts
9. I hate scammer, cause I always fall for it

Oh look 1.15 am, not bad. Posting is hard work, and it is in my list now.

The One With The Host

It is alrite for a host to have some sense of humor, but this one is simply too much.
This is a cool clip I got from youtube, please check it out and laughs your arse off.

Enjoy it



I'm not sure which person in the clip you are laughing at, but I'm laughing at the host.=D

About Me (I)

Look whos here???? Yes it's me, I'm blogging now. As usual, most blogger will start their first post by telling you who they are, and yes, I'm going to let you know more about me right the way. My name is JunJye, alternatively, you can call me Jake. Being the eldest of 2 siblings, I'm the most rebel and ....... alright thats all for now, I'm tired and sleepy.