The One With Mr. Elephant's Birthday Party

One day in Zoo Negara they decided to celebrate Mr. Elephant mia birthday. they decided to let some of the gentle animal free to mingle around with Mr.Elephant also to avoid them from dying of boredom. They choose the biggest enclosure for this purpose which happens to be the Mr.Elephant's mia house la.



They let giraffes, horses, lumbus, kambings, camels and lotsa aders tame mia animal into elephant mia den. They all mingle happily till Mr Elephant saw Ms.Camel.

Mr. Elephant see Ms.Camel very strange lidat (you know lar .. kat hutan Malaysia where got camel one rite ?)

Then Mr. Elephant walks towards Ms. Camel and stared at her for kinda long, stare till Ms.Camel beh tahan edi then Ms.Camel said :

Ms.Camel : See what see ? no see lenglui befoh ka ?
Mr. Elephant : eh mch so rude one ka lu ? its my Birday you know ?
Ms Camel : Birday so what ? you fucking pervert stop looking at me !!
Mr. Elephant : I am just curious ok ??!!!! Can I ask you a question ??
Ms.Camel : What ? Ask lar diu !
Mr.Elephant : Why your nen nen grow on your back one ar ?



Ms. Camel : WTF!!! you cibai pervert !!! HAMKAHCHAN LU!!!
Mr.Elephant : Dont call me pervert!! i m not!!!
Ms.Camel : If you not a fucking pervert why the fuck the kukuciao on your face is erected ??!!! AND STOP FLASHING ME YOUR KUKUCIAO !!!!
Mr. Elephant :

The One With Random Update Vol-2

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Wakaka, bitchy aunty becareful in the car oh =D