Another Lovely Day

What another nice day. Fuck I'm freaking pissed by the weather in my hometown. All I get is a burning hell during noon and tsunami in the evening. So many stuff that I wanna do before I leave this place have to be canceled. As usual, I spent the whole day as a couched potatoe. Oh yea, I took a picture with my brother, here it is

The one with blue-T is me and the later is my brother. Yea I know, we do not look alike. All my friends and even relatives say that, it's alrite. No worries, I looks much much more younger than him thou I'm the eldest. =D

Some Random Updates Again?

I wanted to post something about myself and very funny so that everyone can read it, but what I can come out is

I'm good
I'm very good
I'm very very good
I'm very very very good
I'm very very very very good
I'm very very very very very good
I'm very very very very very very good
I'm very very very very very very very good
I'm very very very very very very very very good
I'm very very very very very very very very very good

Omg.. thats what I have in mind now.
I'm actually thinking of quit blogging since I really do have nothing special to write about.

Time For A Good Laugh

1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period
Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?' Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?
Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that help?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

The One With Mr. Elephant's Birthday Party

One day in Zoo Negara they decided to celebrate Mr. Elephant mia birthday. they decided to let some of the gentle animal free to mingle around with Mr.Elephant also to avoid them from dying of boredom. They choose the biggest enclosure for this purpose which happens to be the Mr.Elephant's mia house la.



They let giraffes, horses, lumbus, kambings, camels and lotsa aders tame mia animal into elephant mia den. They all mingle happily till Mr Elephant saw Ms.Camel.

Mr. Elephant see Ms.Camel very strange lidat (you know lar .. kat hutan Malaysia where got camel one rite ?)

Then Mr. Elephant walks towards Ms. Camel and stared at her for kinda long, stare till Ms.Camel beh tahan edi then Ms.Camel said :

Ms.Camel : See what see ? no see lenglui befoh ka ?
Mr. Elephant : eh mch so rude one ka lu ? its my Birday you know ?
Ms Camel : Birday so what ? you fucking pervert stop looking at me !!
Mr. Elephant : I am just curious ok ??!!!! Can I ask you a question ??
Ms.Camel : What ? Ask lar diu !
Mr.Elephant : Why your nen nen grow on your back one ar ?



Ms. Camel : WTF!!! you cibai pervert !!! HAMKAHCHAN LU!!!
Mr.Elephant : Dont call me pervert!! i m not!!!
Ms.Camel : If you not a fucking pervert why the fuck the kukuciao on your face is erected ??!!! AND STOP FLASHING ME YOUR KUKUCIAO !!!!
Mr. Elephant :

The One With Random Update Vol-2

JPJ has done extensive testing on a newlydesigned seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45%when the belt is properly installed. Correct installationis illustrated below........ . . . . . . .

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Wakaka, bitchy aunty becareful in the car oh =D

The One With Random Update- Vol 1

Busybusy busy, very busy... no time to update my blog. I'm busy and I can't explain to you, cause I'm busy. I'm busy and if I explain to you how busy I'm, you will still not know how busy I'm. I'm so busy that if I explain to you how busy I'm, I will be even busy. To sum's thing up, I'M VERY BUSY. Here's a little joke to put a smile on your face

One day a herd of Cows were trying to cross a river through a bridge, as soon as they reached the bridge they stop. Their Cow leader whois at the back of the herd moves to the front to see what is happening.There is 2 Chicken pecking seeds on the ground blocking their access to the bridge. So, the Taikor of the cow walk close to the chicken to talk to them, this is what he said to the chickens ....

Chicken kinda tulan with the cow bcoz the cow no manners one, never say "please" also. Little doesnt chicken know that cow cant say "please" LOL! So, they pretend they dint hear anything and continue to picking seeds from the ground.The Taikor Cow wait wait wait but still Chicken "Fark him no Free" ha also tulan ledi so he said to the chicken again ... this is what he said :

This time Chicken also tulan ledi! so one of the chicken reply to the Cow taikor lidis :

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Muahahaha, I know its lame, but can't help it =D

The One With Jake Can Cook- Vol 1

Ladies and gentleman, today in Jake Can Cook, Im going to teach you how to make the famous PORK RIB NOODLES (Pai Gu Mian).


The ingredents are pretty simple really, however you can only buy pork ribs from Wooly in the morning between 10 to 12 am, they are very 'laku'. For individual who always serve noodles with egg and sausages only, you now can add this new recipe into the list. It's easy and if Jake can do it, you can too. =D

Ingredients

1. Yellow Noodles (or any color you like)
2. Pork Ribs (No beef and lamb ribs or other animal ribs you can think of)
3. Red/Pink/Purple Onions
4. Garlic
5. Carrot
6. Capsicum
7. Sesame Oil
8. Oyster Sauce
9. ABC Sweet Soy Sauce
10. Starch










Method

1. Marinate Pork Ribs with white pepper, oil- half chinese soup spoon, small chunk of salts and sugar over 3-4 hours
2. Cook the noodles in hot water untill soft
3. Heat frying pan, add oil and fried garlic and onions


4. Add in carrot and pork ribs

5. Add in ABC 1 chinese spoon full of oyster sauce, ABC soy sauce, and 5-6 drops of sesame oil
7. Stir fried for 10-15 minutes
8. Add in 300 ml of water, and cook for 20 - 25 minutes with lid on

9. Add in capsicum and stir for another 5 minutes

10. Slow down the fire, and put in starch and cook untill a gel like paste is form.

11. Then Viola!!!! Its cooked, pork rib is then ready to serve with noodles.

Mmmmm... you would never know untill you had tried it.

Okay folks, thats all the time we have today, happy trying and good luck =D.